I used ksh4,000 to buy fuel for my car. I decided to use the
remaining ksh1,000 I had left in my pocket to get some food
in a restaurant before I face the Kenyans traffic. As I ordered
the food and sat down to eat, a well-dressed man in a suit
sitting beside me said, "I love the way you eat, try their snail,
I will pay."
I hastily added four pieces of snail at a cost of ksh.2,000 and
continued eating. He said again, "You eat so well, please get
a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating."
I hastily made the order and was having fun. My total bill
came up to about ksh.10,000. I thanked him for accepting to
pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell down and I bent to pick
it. I discovered that the man was bare-footed! I thought the
man was attending a certain church but 3 hefty guys
immediately busted in and grabbed him by the arm. One of
them said to me, "I'm sorry if this man has been disturbing
you, he just escape from our psychiatric hospital at Mathare this
morning...'' He is taken away and am here trying to see how I will escape from here unnoticed. Pls help me for am still bending down pretending to still collecting keys. Comment fupi fupi nisipatwe kwa phone.
Suppose you're the parent, what would be your reaction? 🤔🙄
Wambugu Independent
